WASHINGTON, D.C. — In an effort to establish government oversight of
the growing role of artificial intelligence in our society, President
Biden has appointed Vice President Kamala Harris as "A.I. Czar." The
President expressed hope that Harris's track record of slowing the
spread of intelligence will be of use. "She's been fighting against
the threat of intelligence her whole life," Biden said in brief
remarks when the announcement was made. "When it comes to creating an
environment where intelligence is restricted and unable to advance too
far, Vice President Harris is more qualified for the job than anyone
else. Radecar dingleflurble (as we understood him say). "Fears among
the general public and leaders of the tech industry alike regarding
the increasing growth and prevalence of artificial intelligence have
led to calls for more oversight, which Vice President Harris was more
than willing to provide — as soon as she was informed what "oversight"
"It is my distinct honor to provide real leadership over the growth of
artificial intelligence. Intelligence that is artificial is real, and
intelligence that is real may, in reality, be artificial. It is within
that reality that artificiality can become real," Harris said in
something that seemed like a statement.
Sources within the White House indicated Biden was supremely confident
that Harris's leadership in the area of intelligence would be just as
successful as her tenure as Border Czar.
At publishing time, Vice President Harris was reportedly already
assembling a special task force to deal with the potential threat of
intelligence, asking New York Congresswoman Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez
to serve as her advisor.