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During a dull DNC dinner, Mrs. Biden leaned over to chat with Chuck Schumer.  "I bought Joe a parrot for his birthday.  That bird is so smart, Joe has already taught him to say over two hundred words!"

 

"Very impressive," said Chuck, "but, you do realize he just speaks the words.  He doesn't really understand what they all mean."

 

"Oh, I know", replied Mrs. Biden, "but neither does the parrot."

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The police department in the small hill country town of Kerrville, Texas, reported finding a man's body last Saturday, in the early evening, in the Pedernales River near the state highway-87 bridge. The dead man's name would not be released until his family had been notified.

 

The victim apparently drowned due to excessive beer consumption while visiting "someone" in Fredericksburg. When he was found, he was wearing black fishnet stockings, 10 inch spiked heels, a red garter belt, a pink G-string, purple lipstick, dazzel dust on his eyelids, 2 1/2 inch false eyelashes, and a Biden T-shirt.

 
The police removed the BidenT-shirt to spare his family any unnecessary embarrassment.
 
 

Police do care.

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